A Word to HusbandsTo keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
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Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me Us.
Lines On Facing FortyI have a bone to pick with Fate.
Come here and tell me, girlie,
Do you think my mind is maturing late,
Or simply rotted early?